#threewordsaftersex “again, but harder”.
pro tip: don’t store lube and face wash next to each other in bathroom, it’s easy to grab the wrong one when reaching from the shower.
RT @hailpixel: If you want to be hardcore, use a ladder as a seat.
RT @jtopper: Constantly having to type “esx_session” is distracting. « hahahahahaha
i is trying to innovate… but would rather hibernate.
A slower start to the day and 1000mg of vitamin c have made me feel much better. Bring on the day bitches.
Gah. Feel like shit. This is not good. I don’t want to be ill.